Afternoon Delight – Imagine:  You’re sitting in the middle of a field and the sun is setting.  Rose petals float gently through the air.  This is Afternoon Delight.

Ambrosia – Citrus undertones cascade through this sweet flavor.  Truly this is the Shisha of the Gods.  *Zeus approved.*

Apple Jax - Shisha for breakfast?  You’d better believe it!  The name says it all, so smoke what you like!

Atomic Fireball – What happened?  Did someone just set off a nuke in your mouth?  We apologize in advance for the overload of awesome this flavor imparts on your taste buds.

Banana Hammock – Strap up a hammock between two Banana trees, and sip on a chocolate shake while everything falls into place.  This is a true island flavor.

Banana Split – The classic American dessert with a shisha twist!

Big Apple – You don’t have to live in New York to love this flavor.  How about THESE apples?

Big Melons – Big Melons is a robust, supple flavor.  Watermelons, Cantaloupes, Honeydews… we have them all.  Kiwano Melons need not apply, this is for the big dogs only!

Blueberry Pancakes – Sizzling batter, fresh blueberries.  One of the most critically acclaimed flavors in the Hookah Freak lineup, Blueberry Pancakes delivers.

Cherry Vanilla Float - An old time American flavor favorite mixed with the tradition of hookah from years past.  Sure to please anyone who enjoys the old Retro scene of the US.

Citrus Assault – The name of this flavor says it all.  It’s like Citrus fruits with little guns that shoot other Citrus fruits at your tongue, fully assaulting and overloading your sense of taste.

Dazed & Confuzed – You’ve been dazed, and you’ve been confused… but have you been Dazed AND Confuzed?  This blend delivers light floral notes with a hint of awesome.

Freaks's Choice – The choicest blend of flavors from the Hookah Freak himself.  The Freak’s personal mix is not meant for the beginner, it packs a burn and a healthy kick.

Grapeful Dead - Ok, yeah, it’s a horrible pun of a name.  Our apologies.  But if you like grapes and Technicolor teddy bears, well.  You’re in luck!

Holy Shisha – St. Antioch didn’t just create the Holy Hand Grenade.  Oh no.  His other hobby was making the monstrous clouds of smoke.  Not a shisha for the faint of heart.

Lemon Pepper – A flavor you’d expect on hot wings, not in your bowl.  That hardly matters though, if you want something sweet, sour, and spicy all at once, you’ve come to the right place.

Long Island Iced Tea – If you go to a bar and order a Long Island Iced Tea… you don’t get tea.  Apply the same idea here.

Malibu Sunrise – The scent of oranges and coconuts lingers in the air as the sun rises in a pink sky over Malibu beach.  Paradise achieved.

Melon Sour – Sure it’s a drink that the chicks dig, but this is a flavor a man can smoke!

Miami Vice – Let your taste buds relive the drama and explosive excitement.  The Miami night is hot for more than one reason.  Let Hookah Freak be your vice.

Mystery Mix – Does this really require a description?  Well, ok.  It’s a Mix of Flavors.  That’s Mysterious.

Neopolitan Dynomite – While Neopolitan technically means: “A resident of Naples,” It also describes a tasty mix of flavors that we deliver in smokable form.  Dyno-MITE.

Peach Cobler – We ran this flavor by one hundred grandmothers before we officially released it.  97 of 100 grandmothers agree, Peach Cobler is the flavor of champions.

Peppermint Schnapps – Another famous drink… peppermint schnapps doesn’t play around, and neither does this shisha.  Schnap into a Peppermint!

Rich & Smooth - & Creamy & Delicious… the adjectives could go on and on.  This flavor might has been known to sneak up on people and become their favorite.

Purple Monkey – A far cousin of Grape Ape, Purple Monkey is a tropical flavor that is one would be sure to enjoy outdoors on the veranda… or… wherever it is you smoke your hookah.

Sahara Mimosa – There’s a secluded oasis in the Sahara desert; A sort of hidden refuge from the everyday.  This is the only drink served there.

Scooby Snack – Some people say it tastes like cantaloupe, others say it tastes like a cinnamon-y treat.  All we know is that it’s definitely not old man Smith dressed up as a jar of shisha.

Smashing Pumpkin – If you expect this to be a pumpkin-based blend from the name, you’d be right!  The Hookah Freak has made sure to hide some other delicious flavors in there as well.

Smugglin' Plums – On a trip to Canada, the Hookah Freak discovered some of the tastiest plums he’d ever eaten.  He was chased by Mounties across the Canadian/US border with over 100 plums in his car, and is still known to this day as Canada’s number 1 Plum Smuggler.

Snicker Doodle – There are many discrepancies over the origin of the Snickerdoodle.  This doesn’t phase the Hookah Freak.  He only knows one thing about them:  They’re freakin’ tasty.

Spiced Apple Cider – The perfect blend for a blustery winter day or if you just love Spiced Apple Cider. This blend comes from Buddy G, the winner of the 2008 Freak’s Blend-Off!

Sweet Tang – Is it just sweet tang or is it the sweetest tang?  You decide.

The Dude – Cooler then the Fonz.  More radical than the Ninja Turtles.  The Dude is the epitome of smooth.

Tom Collins – Have you seen Tom Collins?  He can be found at your local bar.  The man, the drink, the legend.  Hard Lemonade?  Hardly.

Tropical Explosion – Banana dynamite, cherry bombs, orange C4, and pineapple hand grenades.  We are not responsible the dismemberment of your tongue in relation to the explosive power of this blend.

Turning Trixx – Silly rabbit, Hookah Freak is for adults.  A taste you grew up with that has been transposed into a pleasurable, smokable mix. 

Vanilla Mojito – Take the famous minty rum drink and add a shot of Vanilla.  As you may have guessed, the Hookah Freak is also an astute bartender.

Wipe Out – Wiping out might have negative connotations of falling and injury and pain and blood and scrapes… but this flavor more emulates the joy of being the audience.

X-Presso – An intense smoke.  It’s like taking a shot of Espresso… while riding on top of a freight train and being chased by a horde of killer bees all at the same time.